It is a simple fact of nature that most men seem incapable of pissing into a urinal. The level of accuracy and proficiency does vary slightly with cultures, but some level of ineptitude is universal. Several cultures have made amusing attempts to aid a man's aim, such as adding a small fly in the center of the urinal, or even a small football goal with a little ball hanging from it (I am serious). These efforts may help a little, but there is possibly a more efficient remedy. There is one thing in nature that men are very reluctant to piss on, or if they do, do so only once. By simply combining this with the floor/surrounding of the urinal, toilets could be made much cleaner places.
"What is this mythical artifact or element?" I hear you cry.
Simple. The electric fence. Think about it
what is this?
This is either a humorous/sarcastic/vitriolic rant about all the things that are obviously wrong in the world, or its a serious manifesto providing some alternative, albeit unusual, suggestions for a better world. I'm not going to say which.
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